【孵鸡蛋 】
Hatching egg
Childhood in my grandmother's house, saw the hen sat in the nest to scare her, she did not run, I felt very unusual.
Go and ask the Father knows, the hen is sitting, I am very surprised. At the same time, there is a strange idea -- the hen can hatch the chicken, I also ha一ve hatched chicks! So, I also got some egg on the quilt, and then he climbed into bed lying in bed, put the egg on your ass..
I thought: I can also be hatched chicks, I am great superman!
But after several hours did not see a little action, I urgent cry.
【竹节虫】
Stick insect
我在一奶一一奶一家屋后的树林里，发现了一只竹节虫。和伪装的不错啊，趴在树皮上不仔细看还真看不出来，简直和树皮一模一样！看我不炮击你的指挥部——脑子
I was at my grandmother's house in the woods, find a stick. And pretend good ah, lying in the bark of the tree does not look really can not see, just as like as two peas! See I don't bombard your command -- the brain
我用木棍把它挑一起来，放在一个小土坑里，埋上土，只露出一根脑袋，然后点燃一根鞭炮，塞一进土里。我捂着耳朵拼命向后跑。叭！土块飞一溅出来，竹节虫一动不动的躺在小坑里，小坑里还冒着气！我埋上土，在旁边立起一根木棍，在前面塞了3根鞭炮，喃喃道：“壮士，安息吧！”
I pick it up with a stick, placed in a small pit, buried on the soil, showing only a head, and then lit a firecracker, into the soil. I'm clutching his ears to run backward. Ba! Soil splash out, stick insect motionless in the small hole, the small hole is steaming! I buried soil, erected a wooden stick in the side, in front of plug 3 firecrackers, muttered: "Monty, rest in peace!"
现在回想起来真觉得好笑，竹节虫成了我成长的牺牲品。
Now in retrospect feel funny, stick insects into my victim.