心情不好的英语句子(3)

Until you get so depressed that you lie down and beg the earth to swallow you up or, even worse, become addicted to Billy Joel songs. 嗯，你可能跟大部分人一样，

Well, if you’re like most people, 随便找个东西躲起来,以为事情会自行解决。

you’ll hide behind a flimsy belief that everything will sort itself out. 结果你得花掉下半辈子的时间回头看，

Then you’ll spend the rest of your life looking over your shoulder, 等着一次有一次重蹈覆辙。

waiting for everything to go wrong all over again. 你的老板对你百般挑剔，

your boss is picking on you, 办公室里的每一个人都让你发疯。

and everyone in the office is driving you crazy. 你可能会头疼欲裂，

You might ha一ve a splitting headache, 或重心不稳跌个正着，口臭、牙痛、不停放屁、口干舌燥，

or a slipped dish, bad breath, a toothache, chronic gas, dry lips, 或是指甲长到肉里头了。

or a nasty ingrown toenail. 最后你会变成一个易怒的、愤世嫉俗的，或者是 一个可怜兮兮的、哭哭啼啼的受害者。

All the while becoming crusty and cynical or a pathetic, sniveling victim. 这的确很蠢， 因为你只能年轻一次，而且绝对不可能老两次。

This is crazy, because you’re only young once and you’re never