1.Money is not everything. There's MasterCard.
钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡。
2.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
3.One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每个人都应该热一爱一动物, 因为它们很好吃。
4.Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的联系。
5.Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
工作很有意思。尤其是看着别人工作！
6.Sa一ve water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡。
7.Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
努力工作不会导致死亡。那么为什么我还要去实践？
8.Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去一爱一你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道。